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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside."
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"What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band? Sleigher"
"What's the square root of 69? 8 something."
"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."
"What's the worst part about going down on a vegan? They taste like chicken."
"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain."
"After 20 years of marriage, the one thing that pisses off my wife ... of 6 years is that I keep a running total."
"(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan."
"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""
"I'm white, but not have good credit white."