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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally washed his wallet? He was arrested for money laundering"

"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"

"TIL: Hitler was a very emotional golfer ...Every time his ball went into a bunker, he became suicidal!"

"My husband said he bought the toupee for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men."

"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."

"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"

"Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth."

"There's a lot of nasty jobs out there Butt plumbers have seen some shit."

"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."