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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."

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"My husband said he bought the toupee for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men."
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"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"
"Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth."
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"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."