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Joke of the Day
"she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza"
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"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."
"what fabric softener do Special Ed kids use? Downy"
"I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it. It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though. You don't get karma from text posts."
"I don't date Chinese girls... That's a big red flag for me..."
"A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany."
"""This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after."" -Inventor of the jersey"
"How do Muslims close a door? Islams it."
"How many states of matter are there? 5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives"
"How do you know a black guy's been at your computer? It's not there."