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Joke of the Day

"I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear."

"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("

"Why are powerpuff girls sad? [Nsfw] Because they neither have boyfriends nor fingers"

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"

"How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!"

"If you've been unemployed for a while, update your resume to say youve been a Blockbuster manager for the last decade. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW!?"

"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"

"What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles"

"You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges."