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Joke of the Day

"""If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun"" ~My son apparently"

"What kind of bug can survive all winter? A bahumbug!"

"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"

"I'm a screamer Not sexually just life in general"

"'Two can play that game...' -people who dont understand that's how games usually work"

"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"

"Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae? Pirate Bae, because it never goes down."

"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -Oscar Levant."

"Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still."

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."