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Joke of the Day
"Oh white people, is there anything you won't try to fix with a 5K run/walk?"
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"Sadly, my day requires pants."
"What does Mike Tyson eat after a long time on twitter? Tweets of course! ....and then your family."
"hey i just met you and this is crazy but i'm your mom now you small weak baby"
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