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Joke of the Day
"Oh white people, is there anything you won't try to fix with a 5K run/walk?"
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"Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar Bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" They respond, ""Two shots, please."""
"I want an ocean of orange soda It's a Fanta sea of mine"
"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick"
"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"""Y'know, she was actually pretty convincing."" - Me walking out of a movie where Meryl Streep plays a Chinese UFC fighter"
"I came home to find my best friend fucking my girlfriend Bad dog, you know you're not allowed on the furniture."
"What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien"