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Joke of the Day
"What does Mike Tyson eat after a long time on twitter? Tweets of course! ....and then your family."
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"Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car."
"[interview after finishing last in the olympics] do you regret saying ""I could win this race wearing flip flops"" [pulls mic close] yes"
"What do you call a blind german? A not see"
"Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. I can't even satisfy myself with a family sized lasagne"
"How do you call your gay friend With a homophone"
"Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."
"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."