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Joke of the Day

"Who are the greatest philosophers today? The TSA. They are always asking people, ""Who are you?"", ""Where did you come from?"", ""Why are you here?"", and ""Where are you going?"""

"Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black..."

"I'm not the type that has sex with people I meet at the bar... They keep saying ""no."""

"What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion? Having to swallow your pride."

"Time travel I was gonna do a joke about time travel... but no one liked it."

"TIL You can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it."

"Why did the Wright brothers turn their aircraft 90 degrees west when their dad walked in the cockpit? because three Wrights make a left."

"Why is Budweiser like sex in a kayak? Its fucking close to water."

"A friend's father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as ""Your grandmother's in the hospital. LOL."""

"Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard."