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Joke of the Day

"You'd think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to each other, but instead they steal each others electrons. How ionic."

"What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed."

"There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel."

"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""

"What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream? Twist"

"What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat."

"What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life? Fred and George Weasley."

"They're getting rid of all our Fossil Fuels to go 100% Electric?! Oil go Volt! No votes, really? No one gets this joke, I see."

"Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!"

"Even better than breakfast cereal: Lunch cereal and dinner cereal."