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Joke of the Day

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall... :)"

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.) I'll see myself out..."

"If there are two things Trump voters hate... The first is being called, ""racist."" And the second is black people."

"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"

"I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep."

"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."

"Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG? Because other stores are too mainSteam."

"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."

"You know what the downside about Crotchless panties is.. One ball always manages to slip out.."

"Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""