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Joke of the Day
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall... :)"
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"How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate"
"I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward."
"My girlfriend hates it when I surprise her when shes sleeping... OK, so she's not my girlfriend yet..."
"They should do a scene in a comedy movie where someone rides their bike into a parked car."
"What is the difference between homeless and vodka? Vodka does not freeze"
"Wife: What ARE you doing? Me: [pelvic thrusting around the kitchen] Gettin jiggy wit it what's it look like? W: Making the dog nervous."
"What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? Fibbinouchie."
"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""
"What is a dentist's favorite time of the day? 2:30"