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Joke of the Day

"Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea."

"Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking? Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces."

"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."

"Don't open a store on Mt. Everest You'd be surprised how quickly things go downhill from there..."

"What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."

"What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy? Decaffeinated."

"What happened to the Indian chief who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."

"""If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you."" Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)"

"Why do they bury police officers 6ft under. Because deep down they are good people."

"I'm so bright My mom calls me her sun"