1938
Joke of the Day
"Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking? Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces."
Next Joke
"My dad once said 'why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids and not the other way around?' I still laugh..."
"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"
"""911 what's your em-"" STAMPEDE ""slow down sir"" IN THE GORGE ""sir I'm gonna need you t-"" SIMBAS DOWN THERE"
"I'll never understand cannibalism... But to eat your own."
"Two muffins are sitting in a oven... One muffin says to the other, ""Damn, it's hot in here"". The other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"""
"Pinatas are a great way to show kids that using assault with a deadly weapon is a fun way to get what they want."
"Why do plants hate math? ... Because it gives them square roots"
"I walked into a Jamaican cafe, I was hungry and a' thirstin'. I asked the barman for a tot of navy rum and a pie of some description. He said we got no rum and no pies, no rum and no pies."
"My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but It's all over now."