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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."

"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"

"It's weird how many of my ancestors were sepia-toned."

"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."

"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse? Because she was looking for a stable relationship."

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"I had a racist incident in my kitchen today.... The black bean soup started dissing the white cream sauce, I finally told them both to simmer down."

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."

"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store? Only a Sith deals in Absolut."