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Joke of the Day

"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."

"News: Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon."

"The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife."

"What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common? They both strip for parts!"

"Not to brag but I have approximately 5000 compact discs I haven't listened to since 2003 that are preventing me from moving on with my life."

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."

"3yr old had a urine test today so we gave him smarties for peeing in a cup. Now he and his brother are pissing in EVERYTHING for more candy."

"When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird."

"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."

"Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted? Diversion Mary"