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Joke of the Day

"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."

"Met a hot waitress at a Seafood Restaurant. She gave me crabs."

"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."

"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications!"

"What Has 75 Balls and Screws Old Ladies? Bingo."

"I just found a human tooth and a pair of underwear in my purse. I might be a serial killer or I might be a mom, you'll never know."

"My dog chewed up my laptop... I guess he wanted a byte to eat! ^imagine ^this ^in ^zoidberg's ^voice"

"Way ahead of you, ""cashless society."""

"Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)"