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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Indian chief who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."
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"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"
"just got up in the middle of breakfast and left my mom in the restaurant because she complimented this guys trump hat"
"*adult mutant ninja turtles sit in the kitchen doing taxes* you guys wanna smoke a joint? ""were not teens anymore dude"" *donatello sobs*"
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef, but it takes a special skill to pea soup."
"Saw that new ""Legend"" film at the weekend... It was Kray Kray...."
"Went to Big Lots with a $100 gift certificate and they just handed me the keys to the store."
"Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more lychee-scented soy candle? Or even one?"
"if i had a dollar for every time i had sex i'd be homeless"
"What starts out happy but ends in tears? Marriage"