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Joke of the Day

"I'm so bright My mom calls me her sun"

"My mom asked me to sit indian style... so I pulled out a bar stool."

"Girls like bad boys, so why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm bad at literally everything. (If you came here expecting a joke, I'm sorry, the joke is my life)"

"I don't get * Why my son is so disappointed this christmas * He didn't get any presents last year either"

"Just got my grades back for my computer science class. Apparently, I got a C++ on my final."

"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"

"I like my showers like I like my women Hot, wet and finished in 20 minutes."

"Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans."

"Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool."

"Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer"