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"Why do they bury police officers 6ft under. Because deep down they are good people."
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"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"
"When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now"
"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"
"Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it."
"I will name my kid Pluto When he grow up, he will ask me, ""Dad, did you name me after a planet?"". And i will be like, ""No:("""
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? BOO'S."
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"My wife does a HILARIOUS John Goodman impression. Doesn't hurt that she looks exactly like him."
"Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling."