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Joke of the Day
"Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"
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"Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."
"When people ask, ""Don't I know you from somewhere?"", I reply ""Yes, we were best friends as children until you murdered my puppy."""
"What's common to both Adolf Hitler and Volkswagen? Both of them can kill people with poisonous fumes"
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ... The 5 stages of buying petrol."
"My teacher yelled at me for saying ""black paint."" Apparently, in Spanish class we're supposed to say ""pintura negra."""
"It's all shits and giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"
"You know who is the worst person ever? Yes, Harry, he is."
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."