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Joke of the Day
"It's all shits and giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."
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"Did you hear about the rabbi who had a wallet made out of foreskins? He could rub it and turn it into a suitcase."
"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"
"What do frogs say? Times fun when you're having flies"
"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop says ""can I take your bags?"" ""No,"" she answers, ""I'm traveling light."" *(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*"
"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"
"RANDOM FACT: Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder."
"What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !"
"Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept for."
"My girlfriend makes me want to become a better person. So I can get a better girlfriend."