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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."
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"Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw."
"What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo."
"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records."
"What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? White Vans"
"On Canadian twitter they should give us 148 characters. We have extra U's in words like colour & the ""eh"" we need to add at the end."
"What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins."
"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."
"A monk walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."" ~~~ So he pays for his meal and asks for his change. The vendor shrugs and retorts smugly, ""Change comes from within."""
"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."