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Joke of the Day

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"

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"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"
"How do find the blind man at the nudist colony? It's not hard."
"I want to apologize for the awful true things I said when I was angry."
"The scariest moment in any man's life is when his wife stops talking and it's his turn to say something in a conversation he's been ignoring"
"Lazy assholes.. They just don't give a shit."
"Never trust a big butt and a smile. Where is the rest of this woman's body?"
"I didn't see San Andreas because I heard there's not a scene where a therapist tells the seismologist, ""It's not your fault."""
"Why do Mexican families make tamales on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"Q: What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?? A: Nothing - he'll just return it!"
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