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Joke of the Day
"You know who is the worst person ever? Yes, Harry, he is."
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"What's the difference in jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat!"
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"Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks"
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"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money for a garbanzo to bean on me."
"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"