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Joke of the Day
"I was going to write a joke about taps... ...but I didn't want to faucet."
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"Did you hear about the lesbians that built a house yeah, they didn't get any studs, it's all tongue and groove"
"My kids challenged me to a cartwheel contest. Long story short, now my chiropractor has a new boat."
"Just made this up, probably not as funny as I think it is. What do you call a dozen birds making a rooster? A twelve finch cock!"
"What do black people get after death? Nigger Mortis"
"Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce? Because it happened in the *past*a."
"how did canada choose its name? They pulled letters out of a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh"
"If at first you don't succeed... try try being redundant."
"Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."""
"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* why aren't there any female Transformers?!?"