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Joke of the Day

"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."

"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."

"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"

"What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use? A Waterloo"

"The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October."

"Don't be offended if I speak to you condescendingly. Be happy that I care enough to be sure your simple mind understands what I'm saying."

"Signed up for Gmail and set my password as 'Mypenis' Google said it was too short. :("

"Confucius say.. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew."

"According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."

"My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film."