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Joke of the Day

"According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."

"What is the worst thing about Ancient History Class? The teachers tend to Babylon"

"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees."

"Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?"

"If guns don't kill people; people kill people... Then toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast."

"Femi-Nazi Moderator Free speech to hell"

"""Oh my god! That guy's dead! Oh wait, he's totally fine."" (someone watching soccer for the first time)"

"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."

"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."