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Joke of the Day

"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."

"Why do terrorists have high sex drives? Because their sperms are always ready and eager for suicide missions."

"Q: Why were the suspenders arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants."

"I'm sorry I said your baby looks like a hairless hamster. But in my defense, you shouldn't have had a hairless hamster for a baby."

"I tried 12 times to fit this joke in the 140 character limit, and I think I've finally done it. A caterpillar walks into a bar and says, ""Wh"

"What does having sex with me and the holocaust have in common? There are people who still deny it ever happened."

"Did you hear about the new deal on liposuction at that British clinic? each pound is now only $1.33"

"Avenge me but only if it's convenient."

"Calling someone a ""protestor"" is now racist... Yupp. That's a real joke."

"A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK.."