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Joke of the Day

"What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream? Rocky Road."

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in."

"Yeah, you like getting choked don't you!? oops wrong sub..."

"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!"

"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"

"Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear"

"The blonde and the calculator Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist"

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"

"why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee? Dinosaurs are extinct"