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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use? A Waterloo"
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"On my deathbed, I hope to be surrounded by family and friends while I take a few last second glances at Twitter on my iPhone."
"An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor... An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor with a torn chiton, asks the tailor, ""Eumenides?"" The tailor responds, ""Euripedes?"""
"What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups."
"I tried playing hide-n-seek with my friends newborn and now I'm not allowed back inside that hospital :("
"In some cultures, it's considered polite to scream when someone shows you their baby. I'd be considered proper there. Probably."
"What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard? Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree? bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."
"1 rabbit can make 1,000+ babies in its life DATE: how do you know that *shouting over deafening hopping sounds from the attic* INTERNET"
"Yo Momma So Fat Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."