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Joke of the Day

"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"

"I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10 Sorry honey, I always get those 2 mixed up."

"What does a Jamaican Liar sit on? Deceit."

"If Two Chainz orchestrated 9-11 He'd be called Two Planes"

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"

"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."

"Just dropped my new single it's me i'm single"

"I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added ""they fall right off"""

"When someone tries to hand me a flyer... ...it's kind of like saying ""Here, you throw this away."""

"Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!"