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Joke of the Day
"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"
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"Barista: Can I get a name? Me: Free [Later] Barista: I've got a caramel macchiato for Free *fights break out as I smile from the corner*"
"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies..."
"What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !"
"What do you call a blowjob from a short person? A low blow"
"I'm voting my fridge for president. Because America needs to chill the fuck out."
"The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle."
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up."
"What does BMW mean Some say Bitch Moan Wine others say Black mans Willy Post what you think"
"If you want us to know how much you love biking, we better see your cock and balls through your shorts."