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Joke of the Day
"Signed up for Gmail and set my password as 'Mypenis' Google said it was too short. :("
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"I was going to tell a salt joke... But it's just sodium stupid."
"Super Mario Brothers left me with highly unrealistic expectations of how exciting a career in plumbing would be."
"Knock knock! 'Who's there?' 'To' 'To who' '*to whom' 'Kill yourself'"
"What do you call an Asexual who tries to be hetero? an Ace in the Hole."
"The waiting list for the WiiU.... Just got shorter in Conneticut"
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"
"What do you call a tea knight? A vigilan-tea"
"The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling."
"Mozart got sick and tired and decided to slaughter all his chickens. They wouldn't stop going Bach bach bach."