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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!"
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"This guy's all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""
"A Volvo runs over a Nokia... ... the world explodes."
"Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke quick one: knockknock who's there quantum mechanics quantum mechanics who? You won't know until you open the door O_O"
"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""
"What's the best response when someone wastes your time? Answers below please."
"Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope"
"When I'm having a shitty day sometimes I go to WalMart and just smile and show off my teeth."
"Why did King Kong go to the airport? He had a plane to catch."
"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"