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Joke of the Day

"Can anyone help me load Angry Birds on my PalmPilot? If so hit me up on my pager..."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!"

"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger."

"[on a plane] Stewardess: ""Would you like a mint? It'll help your ears during takeoff"" Me: ""Sure, can I have two?"" *puts one in each ear*"

"Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 'Cause I stepped on it."

"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"

"What do you call a Lesbian with long fingers Well Hung"

"Women are a lot like tennis rallies Occasionally, a back hand is needed to stay in control"

"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."