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Joke of the Day

"Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal. Oberyn Crunch."

"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."

"What type of porn do Canadians watch? Fifty shades of eyy"

"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."

"Gay Dinosaur What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"

"My son has just earned his first boy scout award for 'video gaming'. I guess the next ones will be for 'social ineptitude' & 'pale skin'."

"Why did the cucumber blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me."

"Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands."

"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""