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Joke of the Day

"Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal. Oberyn Crunch."

"Sorry I declined your Facebook friend request, but I can't have those sideburns popping up in my news feed unannounced."

"Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America? Because it's Nicaragua"

"What is Spider-Man's favorite rice? Uncle Bens!"

"Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but your cholesterol isn't high enough to buy this Hawaiian shirt."

"""Yo dad, did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?"" *dad checks & realises his mistake* ""you know what else isn't in here son? Adopted"""

"[watches you eat my bday cake] ""I've poisoned that."" ""Haha very [clasps chest & begins panting] w-with what?"" [leans in & winks] ""Poison."""

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"I finally Understand Math Me: wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* Me: what the hell is this"