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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."
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"What's sexist and not a concern for feminist? Misandry"
"Why did the cow sign up for TSA precheck? Butterflies"
"Saw this in a Textbook today What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them"
"Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too? #slapped"
"What do you usually find with four Catholics? A fifth."
"i take my gf on a balloon ride to propose. a field of wild flowers spells Women Are Crooks. ""oops sorry."" i apologize. ""that ones for my dad"
"According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, when parents relax, children must increase the amount of disorder in the universe to compensate."
"When Chuck Norris gives blood... ...he asks for a handgun and a bucket."
"She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me"