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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."
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"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""
"Prank: if you're standing at a busy intersection light beside a guy staring at his phone take 2 steps forward & see if he walks into traffic"
"Why is leather armour the best for sneaking? Because it's literally made of hide. *Ba Dum Tsss"
"(Arrives in rescue boat to aid sinking cruise ship full of today's pop artists, saves only Lorde and Sia, speeds away)"
"Little Known Fact: Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov"
"Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice."
"How did the feminist die? Alone"
"Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people."
"What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB"