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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."
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"What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!"
"The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in"
"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"
"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."
"If ""wings"" mean ""diabetes"" then yes, Red Bull gave me that."
"I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money."
"How did the prostitute get a job at the zoo? They heard she could handle a cockatoo."
"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""
"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."