197809
Joke of the Day
"The best free drug is being super, super tired and then lying down."
Next Joke
"Mountains are not funny. They're hill-areas."
"A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes."
"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."
"10 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me! She said no both times. ( )"
"A horse walks into a bar. .. A horse walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" Sarah Jessica Parker responds, ""I'm a person you know? I have feelings!"""
"Knock knock. The game."
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""A BETTER STRUCTURE FOR MEASUREMENT OF TIME THAT ISN'T AN ILLUSION CREATED BY MAN"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" ... ""shit"""
"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."
"Where do guys who buy hookers, mountain lions, and cantelopes go for the summer? John Cougar Meloncamp An old joke I haven't heard in ages."