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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon Go down south. I've never been happier to live in the Bible Belt."

"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"

"What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!"

"What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? Industrial Metal"

"How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel? He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)"

"Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet."

"Donald Trump went to graduate school and now he has a PuD Pretty 'uge d...isertation"

"Two guys walk into a bar... you would think the second guy would duck."

"Woman cut me off, stole my parking spot. I honked, flipped her off and went into yoga. Woman came into class as the instructor. Namaste."

"What do you call an Asian with a big... NSFW Butt hole? Gay ping!"