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Joke of the Day
"Came up with this as a kid Why'd the dog sit in the shade? He didn't want to be a hot dog!"
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"""Professor I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"" ""Well I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."""
"Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus."
"My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester."
"Why did the peanut go to jail? He was a-roasted peanut."
"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root beer."
"What do japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"
"How do you put out a maxipad fire? You tampon it."
"Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?"
"Robin: Gee Bruce, how come you get to wear dark concealing colors and I have to wear bright Red, Yellow and Green? Batman: You're the decoy"