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Joke of the Day
"Why did the peanut go to jail? He was a-roasted peanut."
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"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."
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"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."
"You know how I know we are gonna have sex? I'm stronger than you!"
"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."