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Joke of the Day

"Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?"

"""We've isolated the gene for the long, drawn-out sigh!"" -Sighentists"

"Did you hear about the pizza cook who died in the pizza oven explosion? They had to peel him off the ceiling."

"HER: I like talking during sex, but I can't stand it when you narrate the whole thing ME: As she complains, I begin removing my pants slowly"

"A doctor reaches into his pocket and finds his rectal thermometer He says ""Shit, some asshole took my pen!"""

"Guy Fieri sisters name is Girl Fieri"

"After 12 years in prison ..... After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, ""Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"""

"Where do the gays in New Mexico live? Santa FE GUURLL!!!!"

"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."