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Joke of the Day

"""Professor I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"" ""Well I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."""

"I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff."

"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"

"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"

"I was going to make a joke about anal... But fuck it"

"You've got to be careful once you start cooking with Crisco. It's a slippery slope."

"BRUCE JENNER CHANGE OVER WHEN BRUCE JENNER FINISHES HIS CHANGE OVER IN BECOMING A WOMAN, OUT OF CURIOSITY (WINK WINK) I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW BIG HIS ASS IS GOING TO BE"

"I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."

"has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet"

"What do you call a smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever"