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Joke of the Day

"Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom."

"President Trump! What about the aliens from space? We need a ROOF!"

"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."

"If sober me won't do it...drunk me will."

"Whats the worse thing about getting a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."

"What do you call a really fast seamstress? Tailor Swift"

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."

"The other day, a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."

"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun having her period."

"Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?"