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Joke of the Day
"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun having her period."
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"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"
"What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp? I don't know, I'm just flying the drone"
"What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? Lost"
"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."
"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."
"Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild"
"Dear girls, Santa saw your Facebook page, you're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas."
"Kid behind me on plane kicking my chair and coloring. *turns around* *grabs one of his crayons* *slowly breaks it* *whispers ""you're next""*"
"how do you wake lady gaga up? poke her face"