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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."

"TIL Doctors have successfully grafted eye lids on a patient using foreskin. The surgery went well, but now she's a little cock eyed."

"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipated"" ??? I heard it hasn't come out yet"

"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"

"What did the lipstick and the eye-shadow do after they got into a fight? Had makeup sex"

"What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk? Take me to your leader!"

"[Racist] Why can't African Americans stretch their arms? Because they're handcuffed."

"What's the difference between Davey Crockett and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"This is shit Said the winner of world anagram championship"

"Fishing There is a fine line between fishing, and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot"