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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."

"I'm going to put my grandmother on speed dial. I'll call it Instagram."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"

"Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries."

"What cologne do engineers wear? Elon's musk"

"Son: Mom, when I will grow up enough to get out of the house without asking you? Mom: Son, your dad has not grown up as much yet."

"So I broke my mom's tailbone during childbirth. And I've been a pain in her ass ever since."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"

"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."