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Joke of the Day
"The other day, a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."
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"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."
"Tramp! A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline before your mother jumped on it."
"What porn does a rooster watch? Hentai"
"Is Google a male or a female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."
"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."
"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."
"[graduation] ...and I owe it all to my mom, and my late dad *sheds tear* [crowd cries] *dad walks in holding starbucks* ""traffic, my bad"""
"Disappointed in the Baja Men for never writing a song about putting the dogs back in."