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Joke of the Day
"I like my eggs like I like my women Beaten"
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"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""
"I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."
"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."
"A condom and a coffin. Both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going"
"Why can't you trick unemployed jesters? Because they're nobody's fool"
"What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear? Free Willy"
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking."
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it"