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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss. Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms."
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"No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger."
"I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said ""Sodium Bromate."""
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"You were probably conceived at home... they say most accidents happen around the household."