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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."
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"Baby, you're a firework: You hold my interest for about 15 minutes and scare the shit out of my dog."
"I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to ""it's complicated""."
"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"
"What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game? Homogeneous."
"How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb? Manual work ? That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Just 1.... Or 2...?"
"I would never give you a death sentence. It would be more like a paragraph."
"Why would anyone become an architect when everything you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?"
"If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill... Would it change its value to $15.60?"