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Joke of the Day
"The first time I bit into a Cadbury egg I understood women who spit."
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"Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 20% off."
"""I'll drink to that."" -me to my next drink"
"This guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, ""Is that a fret?"""
"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."
"My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise? -Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies."
"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"
"Should I have a baby after 35? No 35 children is enough."
"I was surprised while watching the presidential debate last night... I didn't know my TV had the comedy channel."