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Joke of the Day

"Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said ""I hear sirens. Jump!"" The second one said ""But we're on the 13th floor!"" The first one screamed back ""This is no time to be superstitious."""

"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."

"NARRATOR: Here we see the gentle reindeer gamboling in the woods... DASHER: [pushing stack of Xmas cookies] Raise NARRATOR: I SAID GAMBOLING"

"Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms."

"Nobody cares about Nihilism. The punchline."

"Had a vasectomy, was told it would stop my ability to have kids... Apparently it just makes them change colors."

"Arm wrestling is DEFINITELY the manliest sport where Two dudes hold hands..."

"Henry constantly confuses sleeping people with dead people. Henry is also a necrophiliac so things get awkward for Henry quick"

"In hell, you have to listen to chicks fully explain a movie, scene by scene."

"If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered."